Sunday, July 28, 2013

I want to have sex with Montreal.

Yeah.  You heard me right.  ALL of it.  Line up, anglofrancowhatever.  I don't care.  You're all just ridiculously beautiful exotics to me, Canada.  Prepare to be objectified.  Starting with....  You.


Or whomever.  Just--just--okayyouknowhat?  Get on over here.